Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Bold Statement

Breaking news...The election scheduled for next week has been cancelled due to the stupidity of our elected officials, and so called candidates.  As punishment all candy, cookies, and many other sweets and caffeine has been removed from all Capital Commissary's This move includes both state and federal levels.

Everyone has been sent to their rooms for time outs, diaper changing, spankings, and finally nap times. In addition, everyone is grounded for the next two years, or until they can play nice with others. which ever comes first Thank you for your continued childish behavior.

Stay in your rooms, warm blankets are on their way...


Rob

4 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

LOL - Have you thought about trying decaf?

Rob said...

I have a dry sense of humor...

Peteforester said...

I prefer my humor with beer...

Rob said...

Then the million dollar question is...What brand??